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Stalker tracks my every move on Snapchat. But it was just a prank, bro. I'm calling the police on you. That ain't a prank, dude. That's called stalking. And you were about to be put in jail. They're going to stock you forever. That's right. Yeah. Going to put some... Watch your back. Dangalangs in your face and smack some sense into you.

Bangalangs. They're going to stock you forever. That's right. Yeah. Gonna put some... Watch your back.

Dangalangs in your face and smack some sense into you. Dangalangs. Dang. What are the dangling? Testicles? The penis. It's danglinging, you know? I think there's multiple things danglinging and though. I guess they are. I guess they technically are all dangling and yeah. I never thought about it that way.

What is dangling?

Like would you see your ass cheeks are dangling?

Those are nice infirm and. I guess they technically are all dangling. And yeah, I never, never thought about it that way. What is dangling?

Like, would you say your ass cheeks are dangling? Those are, those are nice and firm and tight unless you just got a saggy ass, you know, which most people don't think ass is sad quite. Old people do have saggy asses. Dude, have you ever been to the gym and seen just like the naked old guy? For all the women out there, literally old men for whatever reason.

First of all, their testicles are just dragging on the floor that's like number

one number two they just they just don't care any at all anymore so they'll just be walking

around their testicles like dragon by their feet yeah yeah you wouldn't have a hard time

stalking them because you would just follow the testicle trail.

It's like a snail.

It's like a snail. It's like where did Grandpa get off to?

All right.

Well, follow his testicles.

Well, let's find Grandma.

A good old testicle trail back in my day.

Follow those testicles for miles.

Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

I'm a mad.

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