This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. Today I amped up by accidentally telling a girl to give me a BJ. You know, sometimes we need that snobbly lobbly. Sometimes you got to gobble glizzies. You got to ask for it, you know? Gobble those glizzies. Or at least politely ask, ma'am, can you please gobble this crazy for me?

Could you please?

Could you be so kind?

I did read somewhere on the internet,

which is almost certainly fake news,

that like back in the 1800s,

and nannies used to shine,

what does it, polish the knob or whatever of their like nannies

for their like male children to help them go to sleep.

What?

It's probably it's almost certainly fake news.

I believe nothing I see on the internet now, but nannies.

That's what I said.

We can choose to believe it for the fun.

All right.

We'll dive into that later.

This happened around a week ago.

I was having rehearsals for marching band for the entire week.

I made a friend who we shall call butt. Yeah. Get them. She has to see next to me when we are

rehearsing our music and we hit it off pretty well since we have similar interests like

music. And sitting next to each other.

Yeah, sit that ass.

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