EP398: This Elderly Woman Was "REALLY THIRSTY" In Summer - r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 17 August 2022
⏱️ 12 minutes
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r/tifu - TIFU by letting a delirious woman into my house thinking she had heat stroke. She was a mental patient from the hospital who proceeded to sit on my sofa and masturbate
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.3 | Today, I effed up by thinking a crazy homeless lady had a heat stroke, but really she just |
| 0:08.1 | wanted me to lick her kitty. |
| 0:10.9 | Meow. |
| 0:13.1 | Meow. |
| 0:14.4 | That's the weirdest hub category that I've ever heard. |
| 0:18.3 | You know, people are getting real specific these days. |
| 0:22.4 | Real dialed in. |
| 0:23.6 | The homeless lady breaks into my house from heat stroke. |
| 0:27.6 | That's not the only thing heating up. |
| 0:30.1 | This happened in the UK while we were going through the hottest heat wave on the record. |
| 0:36.4 | Damn, you okay? |
| 0:37.7 | You okay, bro? |
| 0:39.9 | It's 4 p.m. and I'm mining my own dang business in my back garden trying to... |
| 0:45.2 | Hey, that's redundant. Everyone in the UK is always mine in their own business. |
| 0:49.2 | Does that mean something? |
| 0:50.2 | It's just like they're polite. |
| 0:52.8 | I was like, I was like, there's some sort of reference here. |
| 0:55.8 | I am missing of how something like business. |
| 0:58.2 | Is there some sort of like London business thing? |
| 1:01.1 | Honestly, we're going to get like more hate for the UK. |
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