EP391: I Pressed Charges Against My Pregnant Ex! - r/TIFU Reddit Story
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🗓️ 13 August 2022
⏱️ 8 minutes
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r/TIFU - TIFU by leaving a massive order alone with my now ex and her 14 friends
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:21.0 | I dumped my pregnant girlfriend, called the police, press charges, and now she wants a paternity test. Am I the A-hole? You know, you know, dump her. Call the police. She's only pregnant, you know? She's only pregnant. You know, her own? You know, Roman birth?. You know Roman birth? What's that? |
| 0:29.0 | Or it's like back in ancient Rome. If they didn't like their kid, they would just like release it into the forest and be like, the gods will take care of it. If you are meant to live, you will live. Oh my God. Not the most. One would say that that's maybe not in the parenting one-on-one book. |
| 0:40.1 | Yeah, not in like what to do when you're expecting. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:42.7 | It's not in there. |
| 0:43.7 | I would imagine. |
| 0:44.6 | Prepare a nice place in the forest. |
| 0:46.9 | Step one. |
| 0:47.5 | Build a nest. |
| 0:49.3 | Okay. |
| 0:49.8 | Here we go. |
| 0:50.8 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:51.7 | I just need somewhere to vent as literally everyone is saying that I'm a massive dick for kicking my pregnant ex out over this. |
| 1:00.9 | Uh-oh. |
| 1:01.9 | To clarify, this is not the first time she's done this, but this time it cost me over $1,000. |
| 1:07.7 | Also, sorry if this is choppy because I am seeing red right now. |
| 1:10.8 | OPE is on a freaking mission to post this to choppy because I am seeing red right now. O.P. |
| 1:11.1 | is on a freaking mission to post this to Reddit. He is like, get this pregnant woman out of here. |
| 1:16.4 | Yeah. I'm just imagining. I'm like typing like this on the computer like, |
| 1:19.7 | blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just angry, smashing the keys. So recently I got two massive orders |
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