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EP387: Me & my boyfriend are having a MONSTER BABY?! - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Comedy, Improv

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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r/AmItheAsshole - WIBTA if I don’t disclose that I’m a product of incest to my present partner or potential future partners

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed human.

0:04.0

I discovered my parents are cousins and I want to have a baby, but I don't want it to be a deformed monster.

0:10.3

Should I tell my boyfriend?

0:11.5

You know the decisions you have to make in a relationship like, hey, boyfriend, we might have a deformed monster as a baby.

0:19.6

A deformed monster baby.

0:21.1

I can't even.

0:21.8

I can't even get that sentence out without laughing at the insanity.

0:25.7

It's like, hey, you know, you know how I said I had a close family?

0:29.2

Well.

0:29.8

Well, let me just say, sweet home Alabama.

0:35.9

Okay.

0:36.4

So I, 22 female, was adopted as an infant and never really knew much

0:41.1

about my biological family since it was a closed adoption. I wonder why it was a closed adoption.

0:46.3

Dirty secrets hiding behind the old was adoption papers. Yeah. What's you hide? What's you hide?

0:50.7

Incest. I received infrequent letters and photos from my biological mother and I I connected with my mother, half sister, and aunt during my freshman year of high school. Family reunion, let's go. Let's go. I still really didn't know anything about my family because my biological mother is a chronic liar. Great. Sick. However, she did tell me that my father was no longer around and had no interest in meeting me.

1:13.0

Well, damn. Damn, that's all right. I just laying it all out. I talked to my half sister and she said that she was told by our grandmother that it was due to him being a familial relation. And so I got down to doing some research. If you're going to do research on some like family members and see like, all right, what are they up to? Who are they related to? What kind of like, you know, what kind of crimes they've done? You should definitely research it on public data check. Yeah, she could have looked her up to find out who her grandmother actually was. Like she could have found her name, her address. even if there's a criminal record, like you've got to use public data check for this stuff. So if you want to snoop on your friends and family, go to the link in bio, check out public data check. That's where you get all your sneaky, sneaky information. Do it. So, OPE did the research. And she was able to corroborate with DNA testing that he is indeed my mother's first cousin obviously that was shocking

2:02.3

and i feel like my existence was a mistake damn my existence was a mistake yeah geez oh guy and and

2:10.6

and opi didn't know you know we didn't know but now opi knows that they are in incest baby

2:20.8

hopefully they're not like fucked up.

2:22.7

Well, actually,

2:22.9

you know that it goes into it.

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