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Listener discretion is advised. You are listening to Wine and Crime the podcast where two friends chug wine,

chat true crime and unleash their worst, a menace on Maxim.

Yes, we do, little Beanie.

And cuddle our kitties in the process.

She keeps climbing in my lap, and I can't say no.

Why would you? that's abuse yeah you're right it would be

abuse it would be abuse I'm Lucy that other ones the abuser yeah I, I'm Amanda, the abuser, the cat abuser.

And unpertaining to, and I know that's not a word,

to anything that we are getting into right now. I have a little surprise for you.

Oh my God. It's extremely stupid.

Okay.

But my favorite kind of surprise. Yes But if you-

Yes, if you will recall over the years of, did you get my joke, moments?

Did you hear my joke?

Or hear my joke? hear my joke we've often discussed how funny it would be if we

had a cricket sound effect and we recently switched to a new recording platform and I uploaded one for you.

So you can always go over to media if you feel like a joke didn't land or I didn't hear it and give me one of these.

Why is it going? God damn it.

It's not going! Oh, that's embarrassing.

Kind of amazing.

Kind of amazing that that whole bit fell flat.

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