EP346: KAREN, tell your KIDS to MOVE! - r/entitledparents Reddit Story
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🗓️ 21 July 2022
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r/entitledparents - EM reports me for not letting her kids into my lap lane at the pool
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | Karen calls for backup after I told my boyfriend, |
| 0:06.9 | it's okay to hit the kids. |
| 0:08.5 | They're in your way. |
| 0:09.5 | Oh my God. |
| 0:10.3 | Garin, call back of 541. |
| 0:12.8 | We got a Karen alert. |
| 0:14.2 | We got a girl with a short haircut and an attitude that just won't quit. |
| 0:20.1 | Slapping children to and fro. |
| 0:22.7 | Like a wet-ass pool noodle. |
| 0:25.3 | Floating in the wind. |
| 0:26.7 | I went to a local YMCA with my boyfriend to swim some laps. |
| 0:29.8 | It was super crowded, but we managed to claim a lane during the adult swim. |
| 0:33.6 | I was counting my boyfriend's laughs. |
| 0:34.8 | And after the adult swim ended, Entitle mom's kid proceeded to jump into the water. |
| 0:40.1 | Wait, I have a request. They should call, you know, like synchronized swimming. |
| 0:43.5 | Yeah. They should call when they do like a lap while they're dancing, a lap dance. |
| 0:50.3 | So like like swimming a laugh, but also dancing, lap dancing. Interesting. |
| 0:54.4 | Is that as a resident professional swimmer? |
| 0:56.2 | That is not a term and I would like to make it a term. But can you dance and swim at the same time? Of course. Yeah. Dance doing anything. Now, to be clear, we don't care if the kids cross over to get to the other side as long as they don't get in our way. However, their children would swim directly in front of my |
| 1:11.6 | boyfriend when he was about to reach the wall, causing him to bump into the child or get kicked |
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