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Guaranteed Human.

Am I the a-hole for training my crush's dog to sniff my crotch?

Does it smell good?

Smells like an extra large slimy.

So I, 20 female, have a neighbor 22 to 24 male.

And I have a crush on him.

Aw.

I'm so shy, though, and I struggle with initiating.

And I notice that the day I was carrying a pepperoni stick for a snack to eat on my way to my workout class, his dog approached me enthusiastically and was sniffing me. And this prompted a small but very cute conversation with the neighbor. 40 chess over here. Really smart. Also, I like OPEs. Like, yeah, on my way to being super hot and fit.

Oh.

I was carrying a sausage stick.

Yep.

So now I carry it when I want my neighbor to run into me.

It's worked three times thus far.

And he doesn't know it's because I have a treat on me.

So am I the a hole for this?

There are edits. There are updates. But John is it be the a hole for hiding some salami in her pants? No, I think this is super cute. I feel like them telling the story like, oh, they're

married. They got kids like, I used to carry a little pepperoni stick just so his dog would come to me. Adorable. That's adorable. Adorable. I hope these updates are you getting married? Please. But let's get into the edits. Clarification for those who need it. Don't worry. I've never given this dog any food. I know not to give dogs food without asking the owner.

Hopefully I can treat both boys soon, smiley face.

Whoa.

And as requested, I'll update here.

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