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I'm Sam.

And John, what is your red flag?

My red flag is that I do not believe in red flags.

Bro, that's a walking red flag right there.

Does not exist. I'm not holding anything. You're, I read your sweater and I read nothing. He's colorblind. I'm flag blind. He's flag blind. He doesn't see flag colors. Where is this? No. Wow. I'm so progressive. The audience says my red flag is that I'm a fuck boy, so. They said that about you? Oh my God. What is John's red flag? Yeah, yeah, actually, comment below, what is my red flag? I'm very curious to know. Let's get into this story. Recent inflation 371. They say, hello, I just saw your YouTube video, so I wanted to post my story. Hey, yo, thanks. This is my first time posting here, so sorry if it might be a long post.

By the way, y'all, we want the long posts.

We love long posts.

Yeah, long posts are great. 1,500 words plus we love it. Makes my job easier. That's right. Help, help big protein out of me. So I'm in a long story. I, 36 female, met my husband, 37 male, nine years ago on plenty of fish.

I had been in a...

This is like the second person that we recently read on plenty of fish.

Right? Met my husband, 37 male, nine years ago on plenty of fish.

I had been in a date... This is like the second person that we recently read on plenty of fish. Right? I think the other one was also as a okay. R slash okayobisha, right? Is plenty of fish good? Are you just all on plenty of fish and we have no idea? I think I've made a profile before. Have I? First, now, we're about to. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, Riley.

Riley makes it of dating.

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. Riley makes the dope dating. Oh, God. Not that would kill me, dude. Yeah, you would be murdered. Make one for me and save your life, John. There we go. Yeah. Save a John life today. I had been in a dating slump because I didn't really want a ready-made family as I didn't have kids yet and it was hard to find someone without a child or having children yet. Oh, so maybe OPE is a little older. And it's like, hey, I, you know, people my age already have kids and that's kind of tough. Okay. That's not what I'm going for. Yeah. My stepbrother asked me if I had tried plenty of fish yet since I had tried all the other dating apps. At this point, I hadn't, so I figured, why not? Maybe it's an older crowd on plenty of fish.

Ah. plenty of fish yet since I had tried all the other dating apps. At this point, I hadn't,

so I figured, why not? Maybe it's an older crowd on plenty of fish. Ah, there we go. That would make sense. But I feel like the last story was like super young, too. Like 20 or something, right? But I could see still being right, though. I have no idea. We are not experts. John and I are both not on dating. That is correct. Because I'm in a relationship. To be clear.

Because I don't like them.

That's good.

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