Ep133 Human Sacrifices

Wine & Crime

Wine & Crime Podcast

Comedy, True Crime

4.7 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2019

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

This week, the gals offer up some stories of folks who give the ultimate gift, whether or not they want to. Topics include a thirsty Mayan (or Incan, who knows) priestess, the validity of the Satanic calendar, and some very impressive skull décor. Crack open a frosty bottle of Winc's 'Keep It Chill' Gamay, hose off your temple steps, and tune in for Human Sacrifices.

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0:00.0	Wine in crime contains graphic and explicit content that may not be suitable for some listeners.
0:06.6	Listener discretion is advised. You are listening to whining crime, the podcast where three friends Chug Wine,
0:30.0	Chat True Crime, and unleash their worst Minnesotan accents.
0:36.7	Yeah sure you motherfucking bitch yeah.
0:39.1	And don't shower for days on end.
0:41.5	Oh my god, it me. Oh my God, I've been showering like once every four
0:46.2	days since we got back from two. Yeah, welcome to being home from tour.
0:50.2	I have taken approximately
0:55.0	taken two and a half showers and one full bath
1:00.0	since coming back home 32 hours ago.
1:04.5	Oh my God.
1:05.5	Well, you had all the transatlantic airplane
1:08.6	grime to wash off.
1:10.0	You did.
1:10.7	It takes a lot.
1:11.6	I had to double exfoliate. I got my legs waxed.
1:15.0	Good girl.
1:17.0	Yeah, it's a lot to get off.
1:20.0	Who are we?
1:21.0	Oh, fuck, I'm Kenyan. A freshly shaven Kenyan. I am
1:27.0	Frisly quacks. Slipping off my chair, Kenyan. Oh, hello. I'm a real ripe Lucy and I am just the right of marinated Amanda a marinated Amanda.
1:44.0	It smells so bad.
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