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Because every time I go to the beach, I'll wear my speedo.

I'll run down to the beach in my speedo.

And then I'll jump into the ocean.

And, you know, like, I don't want to, I don't want to in a wet speedo.

So on the beach, I'll take off the speedo, do a little deck change and face towards the ocean.

But there's a, there's a surf school full of like 12 year olds.

And I worry that I flash, like I moon the 12 year olds. And I worry that I flash like I moon the 12 year olds. A jet change. What did you say? A deck change. Yeah. What is that way under the towel? Yeah. It's like under the towel. Right. Like I don't have a towel. So it's like under my like sweatshirt, which is like just long. It's my longest sweatshirt, but it's just long enough to cover the tip. Oh my God. Wait. So why, uh, why don't you have a towel? Is it? Because I don't want to like lug a towel down. Yeah. When I'm running. Oh, right, right, right. So I run in my, like I'm wearing sweatpants.

I'm wearing.

Do you come with a bike? Do you like it? No, no, no. So I run down to the beach. So I got my sweatpants. In your surf with your shirtboard. No, no, no. So I'm wearing a speedo. Right. Over the speedo sweat pants. shirt over the shirt long sweater right run run run run run run run run run run run I'm at

the beach I want to jump in the water you know swim strip down still wearing speedo right jump in the

water swim around catch a few waves body surfing body surf in wet speedo do a pushups, sand on the speedo, jump back in,

wash up the sand. Come out of the water, speedo wet. I don't want to run back in a wet speedo.

Put on shirt, put on long sweatshirt, take off speedo. Flash children. Flash children completely nude. Put on sweatpants. No longer flashing children. Wow. Run back. Speedo in hand. Dude. You bring like a little drawstring bag or something. And it's more like a moon, moon the children, if anything. Yeah. You could lean forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's funny that like, never mind.

Not a path to go down.

That could be a short in itself.

I was going to say it's funny. It's like, like, it's better to almost lean over and make sure you got the crotch

secured, hidden.

But you probably, you know, like, like, you might, you'd see like the boulders to the

valley, if you know what I'm saying?

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