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Guaranteed Human.

My boyfriend dumped me for wanting another man's dong. Should I leave him? I mean, if he dumped you, you can't leave him. He left you. You know, you can't leave the lever. It's like, fine, we're over. And it's like, no, we're over. Yeah, no, I like that. I think that can work. I think O. I'm breaking up with you.

You know why I know O.P.

Can pull that off.

Why?

Because they're, Yeah, no, I like that. I think that can work. I think O. I'm breaking up with you.

You know how, you know why I know OP can pull that off? Why? Because they're a member of the OK gang. OKOP fam. Yeah, Opie submitted this to R slash OKOP show our subreddit. If you have a story that you want to submit, I don't know to our subreddit.

That's right. And our producer Riley made me read the title exactly as is minus one word for YouTube flagging purposes. Yeah. Fucking YouTube censorship after us. But shout out to particular freedom 760. You know what? They know me in the titles I like. What can I say? We wish we had that particular freedom to say whatever words we wanted.

That would be great.

But alas, we don't.

But here we are.

But we got a good story for you. Yeah, we do. Let's squeeze the teeter that story into our eyeballs and absorb it through our anus. Woo! So, some backstory. I 24 female and my boyfriend, 25 male, have been dating for two years now and had a bit of a rocky relationship, but always stayed strong together. Okay. He was the high school quarterback and frat boy king. Oh, in high school or like? Yeah, wait. So in high school quarterback in college, frat king because they're 20 25 and frat boy king yeah yeah yeah

makes sense makes sense everyone who met him instantly loved him sounds like a chat dude yeah he does

sound like freaking instant yeah yeah dude got let the fine jaw he's been mewing oh yeah uh do you know how to

meel no what is mewing i don't even know what that is. I just played along like an idiot. So to make your jaw more defined, you stick your tongue on the roof of your mouth. And you go, is this doing anything? I don't know. I can't see because of your beard. Yeah, that's true. I mean, you already have like a pretty defined jaw. Because of the beard. Because of the beard. It does change. You barely knew me without. I was literally growing in my beard right as we met. And it literally took me like three months to. Yeah. Three or four months. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I can't do that shit.

Baby John.

I could maybe do a mustache. I would love to see you grow a mustache. But I don't know if it would look. I don't know if it would look at it. But it'll be fun. The podcast. Guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, comment. Comment the mustache emoji. If we get 2,000 total comments. So you can comment anything, but 2,000 total comments, throw in the mustache emoji.

Sam will grow a mustache for one month.

Yeah, I guess.

I don't even know, like, will that look good?

These are questions we don't need to ask.

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