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I slept with my neighbor and now things feel off. You know, I can kind of see that. Yeah, yeah. Just like a great welcome to the neighborhood. You know, hey, you know, I want to welcome you inside my house. Yeah. And inside me just to show how friendly I am. I could bake you this apple pie or you could bake in my pie. Yeah. Or I could bake your child in my, my tummy.

That's true. And then we would become leaders of the neighborhood

because we would be bonded by. Interesting. Parenthood. And then we become more powerful. It's like

Game of Thrones style. Interesting. Union. Like my house will marry into your house the houses will be one and then we will

take the neighborhood council by storm game of h-o-a so this is posted by an r slash okay opi show

community member living fish 2813 living fish thank you for giving us life by giving us your story.

We love you. We love you so much. So for some backstory, when I first moved here, I was married

and starting a family. My neighbor was also married. I was friendly with both of them. I guess the

neighbor and the marriage partner and would sit and chat when we ran into each other.

Our kids became friends and we would spend their day playing with each other. Oh, I guess the kids were

spending the day playing with each other, not the adults. Sorry. I was like, sorry. After a few years,

I divorced my husband. I had gotten tired of his cheating. Okay. I stayed in the marital home. This past summer, my neighbor's wife moved out. And as she was moving out, she told me that they were getting a divorce and that she was moving out with the kids. I don't remember my exact words to her, but I let her know I was sorry and that I had always thought they were happy. She said, no. I went to work on moving out.

For a second, I thought you were going to say, I just said, I'm going to bang your man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, hey, he's pretty hot. Can you give me his number? Yeah, yeah, I slide him my way. You know, wife's moving out. I think, oh, he's about to move here. Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Late last week, I was talking to my neighbor, and he made up a reason that he needed my number. Like, you're making too much noise over there. I got to call you to see if you quiet down. Oh, you're not picking up. Maybe I'll knock on your door. Oh, I couldn't see you. Maybe I'll come on in. Oh, you're in the bedroom. Maybe we can make noise together. Oh, goodness. And then I'll report you to the police and then they can join.

Oh, geez. Wow, that's, that's an officer. Please arrest me. I beg you. Ties us both to the bedpost. Has his way with us. Wow. We love it. Yeah, you do. So recently, I've been looking at my neighbor differently.

And I found him very attractive in a way that I hadn't before. Late in the week, that's when he started sending me some flirty texts. We talked about hooking up. We both said that we didn't want anything serious. I kept asking him, if he was sure he wanted to go through with it. And said sure yeah he did yeah well as the title says

i slept with him oh was it good op do you like it was he good yeah let us know because you can

oh let's stop us stop you're not stopping us wait wait wait you're still opi opi

right for your safety for real his ex is here and it looks like they are getting back together or working on things.

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