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My wife got a promotion and wants to leave.

I told her no, but I have a great reason.

Leave the job or leave the marriage?

She's like, hey, I got a promotion.

And now that I'm loaded, I want to be unloaded from this relationship.

Or maybe I'm like, I want to get out of

your podunk little town. We're getting me and my money bags and baby, we're, we're getting

out of here. Oh, she's like leaving, leaving, leaving, skipping town. Maybe. Maybe they're

skipping town. Maybe she's looking for a new boo. My wife, 35 female and I 38 male have been married

for 12 years and we dated three years before

that. We have three kids, 10 male, seven female, and five female. We both work full time in separate

fields. She does some chemistry thing that I don't really understand. And I am a manager at a

computer repair store that my friend runs. And also a short story writer when it's slow hey i mean i guess we're

seeing the fruits of that labor right now short story writer um she is definitely the breadwinner bill

payer between the two of us but i bring in the fun money for our family and would be completely listless

if i didn't at least work part time i like how he's the rebranding of I'm the

fun money. Yeah. It's not that I make less. I make it fun. Dude, what a rebrand. He should be a,

he should be a brand marketer in his spare time too. I don't make less. I make fun. Oh yeah,

baby. I got fun sized money. Yeah, I have fun sized money. Um, we also fully own our home because of her job. Hey, congrats to y'all. Also, my parents watch the kids for us during the week when we are working. Damn, they're, they're just raking it in over here. I know. Opie's just low-key bragging about how rich they are. I know. She does some fancy chemistry stuff. Oh, he doesn't even understand. It's been this way since our son was born. And the grandparents have been watching our kids less now that they're all in school. But it's all free child care. They refuse to accept any money unless us reimbursing them for buying food. Oh, that's nice. Okay. Now, the backstory is set. Here's where the

problem begins. Let's hear the problem. That's why we're here. A couple of months ago, my wife started

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