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Guaranteed Human. My mom banned me from going to Disneyland just because I want to abandon my brother. Am I the A-hole? Disneyland is worth abandoning your whole family for. Really? I agree. Yeah. Yeah? What's what Walt Disney would have wanted? Really? Mm-hmm. He's in his cryogenic chamber right now wishing for you to abandon your family so you can pledge your allegiance to the Disney warlords. I guess by freezing himself, he did technically abandon his family. He did. You know, that's like, let me freeze myself over here. Not like, why not freeze them with you? Like, exactly. Freeze the whole family. Yeah. Freeze the family. That's the motto. So my 16 female parents didn't have much

time for me after my brother, nine male was born, and it got even worse after he was diagnosed with

autism when he was three. My dad is rarely home and my mom is always busy with my brother,

so neither of them have time for me. I've known my best friend Rachel since we were in kindergarten.

Her mom is the nicest person I've ever my best friend Rachel since we were in kindergarten. Her mom is the

nicest person I've ever met. Rachel and I played soccer, but my mom was rarely able to take me to

practices in games, so Rachel's mom would always take me. That's sweet. That's nice. Yeah. I used to be

in the school choir and my parents went to like one performance during the six years I did it. I love how the teenage

speak is coming to. Yeah. They only went to like one performance in the whole six years. Come on. Like

get it together. Where's the support? Oh my God. Those are just a few examples. But Rachel's mom has

always been there for me when my parents weren't available. My mom never really cares what I'm doing

unless she

needs me to watch my brother. So I spent a lot of time at Rachel's house. Once I spent a whole

weekend there and my mom didn't even call to ask where I was at. Oh, I'm sorry. That sucks.

Rachel's family goes on a lot of vacations and they often take me. Damn. At least you have a better

family. Yeah. Jesus. Rachel's family is a real MVP. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It seems like they just adopted O.P.

Basically. They're going to Disney World during Thanksgiving break and invited me to come with them.

I asked my dad and he said I could go. Huge. Okay. So you got approval from your terrible parents.

Everything sounds good. They've already planned and booked everything and I'm really excited.

I've been to Disneyland once with my family and it was horrible.

My brother threw a huge tantrum on the first day because he wanted to go on the ride alone

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