EP1117: Dad hijacks son’s lottery winnings - r/AITA Reddit Story

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🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 20 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. My son won $100,000 in the lottery, and I stole every penny. Am I the asshole? You know, you brought me into this world to care for me. You're in debt, dude. Every moment that you live under my care is a moment that you owe me money. Wait, the son stole from the dad or the dad stole from the son? The dad stole from the son. Oh, yeah. So this is payback. Oh, this is payback. Literally, he's owed so much more. Yeah. We had a story of a mom who invoiced their kid for like 700 grand. Exactly. Dude, 100K is light work. Deal. What a deal? I'm doing you such a favor yeah you know what else is
0:38.8	doing me a favor what is not tell us sam share it me and my my my my baldy girlfriend
0:47.4	uh separated today yep yeah amicably amicably amicably. But, you know. She's leaving.
0:54.5	That's right.
0:55.0	That's right.
0:55.5	That's right.
0:57.6	It was a beautiful time.
0:58.8	You know, lifelong memories made.
1:01.0	Miss her.
1:01.7	All right.
1:03.0	So I have a wife, Willamina.
1:05.4	Will, Wilhelm.
1:06.5	Willelma.
1:07.2	I have a wife, a Helma, 40.
1:08.6	And two sons, Sam, 17, and Scott 16. Six years ago, I ran the gas station to buy some cigarettes. Instead of abandoning my family, just a joke, I decided to also buy a lottery ticket for everyone, just for fun. It was a blast. We all talked all night about what we would do with our winnings, where we would go, et cetera. I mean, this was all fantasy.
1:28.1	Anyway, right? That's what we think, but. Yeah. And everyone knows the fantasy always turns into
1:34.4	reality and then leaves you. Get just, just buckle in everybody. Buckle in. And the does.
1:42.2	We're here, we're here to hear Sam out, you know. Both is meant to be lost. He needs to vent. But I specifically told my kids that they would have to share their winning. So if anyone won anything, everyone's sharing. It makes sense. Yeah. And they would have to put it away for college first and foremost. Well, what do you know it? Sam's ticket one. Wow. Hey, lucky Sammy over here. See,
2:03.7	more luck is just so, it's so soon. I hope so soon in your future, Sam. I promise you. No,
2:11.0	you're about to be up. I don't know if I mentioned it, but my ball is going to, broke up.
2:15.5	In case I forgot to. Her name's Ashley. She's Australian. Met her at the beach. That's right.
2:20.7	I'm going to keep going. Of course, it's actually my ticket and I had to claim it.
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