EP1115: I got infected by KOALAS?! - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 2 September 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Did he cheat or did I catch an STD from a Koala???
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.2 | Did he cheat or did I catch an SDI from a koala? |
| 0:08.4 | That's it. |
| 0:09.0 | That's it. |
| 0:10.0 | That's it. |
| 0:10.8 | You know, here's the thing. |
| 0:14.3 | Coalas, their ass be fuzzy. |
| 0:16.3 | You know, they got the juice in their caboose. |
| 0:18.4 | They got some juice in their caboose for sure. |
| 0:20.1 | So I think we're really underestimating the attractiveness levels of a koala. |
| 0:25.3 | You know, not many men and more women for that matter could turn down a juicy koala caboose. |
| 0:33.4 | Honestly, it's a fluffy. |
| 0:35.2 | They got some cushion for the pushing. |
| 0:36.6 | Cushion for the pushing. |
| 0:54.8 | Like cuddly. Cuddles. Cuddly. That, I mean, you cannot be a koala cuddle. Yeah. Human cuddles. What you cuddled lead to. I invited a girl over yesterday for cuddles. You sure did. And how did that end? With a handshake. With a handshake of the genitals. |
| 1:04.0 | Of the genitals. That it was. Boom. A mouth full of genitals. All right. So my female 27 husband, |
| 1:08.9 | male 28 and I have been together for five years after being friends for most of my teenage years. |
| 1:14.7 | We have two sons. And this whole story takes place in March of 2020. |
| 1:18.0 | When I was three months pregnant with my second child, |
| 1:23.1 | I'd gone to my 13-week scan, and something wasn't right. |
| 1:29.5 | I fully expected the worst, but my GP just said that it could be something on those scans with my fallopian tubes. |
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