This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I'm actively sabotaging my company because my boss is a freaking moron. I hope they fire me. Am I the asshole? You know, there's something beautiful about burning the ship from the inside. You know what I mean? While you're inside. Yeah, exactly. While you're inside, you know, maybe you like yourself a little crispy. It's a valiant thing.

You're like,

I hate you so much.

You go down with the ship.

I'm willing to go down with you.

That's how much I hate you.

I'm willing to go down on you.

Oh, God.

All the way down under where it's real wet. All right. let's stop talking about my girlfriend.

Oh,

God.

Man,

we have upgraded so quickly.

I went on a date with an Australian girl.

Actually,

this is also weeks later,

too,

for the person doing it.

This is weeks later. This is petty and I don't care. I've worked at a company for two years. In that time, I've gone from an incredible asset to the company to babysitter. Ouch. Not the promotion she was hoping for. I wish I was joking. This company is owned by several people, but managed by a relative to the higher-ups. So we got some nepotism. A guy who has never worked for anyone except his mommy. Hey. Who owns the company. Pay me, mommy. I want a waste. Give me stuck on that financial cheat, mommy.

Can you give me some money and put it in my wealth?

Jesus.

Our producer is so comfortable right now.

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