Welcome back to the Rich Shills Golf Show. Oh no, sorry. My bad.

Guam. The Rich Shills Badminton Show. Hey, episode number one, this is going to be a new

show. So golf, I figured out golf's too hard. You can beat your golf. Okay, see, several

times. Nicely for convoluted golf. And I just think Badminton's where I need to go

now. Yep, it's simpler. The only thing I don't like about it is the fact that you come

in your Badminton uniform as the officer came and say, with your shorts on your vest.

And my headband. Yeah, you've got three rackets now. So my new racket, which I spoke about

last time, worked exactly the same as the old battered secondhand racket that I borrowed.

You're supposed to pay more equipment than there for a play, but that's how it works,

isn't it, right? No, to run this. I did play a lot better. I still lost every match,

so I've played better. The matches were closer. I had a match point against my mate, which

I've never done before. So yeah, you know what? It's fun. It's easier. I don't have to

chip. You know what? Chippin's like in Badminton, a little delicate shirt over the mess, but

I have no fear of those yet. Yeah, it's been a few words. I like it. We just sat down

then I said, right, I've got quite a lot of plans today. You're like, yeah, you've got

nothing, but you're coming with your Badminton Chats. All you need to ring the Badminton

Chats. That's all I bring these days. It's been honest. I've had a long, heavy weekend

guy. So I'm not, I'm not feeling 100% today. Okay, you can chill today. I've got it covered.

I'm kind of like 73%. So if you're in a, that's not bad if you're in a iPhone. Well, we've

both got new iPhones and to be honest, that's like three days worth of use. You get to 73%.

New iPhone battery is fantastic. I've been suckered in by Apple's wonderful marketing.

Now, I'm the exact guy that goes out every invite, let's tell them they drive us, get sucked

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