EP1035: My Mom Used A Fortune Teller To Find Love - r/TIFUB
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🗓️ 21 July 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | My mom spent $25,000 on a fortune teller to find love. |
| 0:09.0 | So I screamed at her. |
| 0:10.4 | No one wants you. |
| 0:12.3 | Am I the a-hole? |
| 0:13.4 | You know, there's this little thing, Sam, called R-O-I. |
| 0:16.4 | Return on investment. |
| 0:17.8 | So if I, if I catch me a big fish, uh, this, you know, the CEO of, of, |
| 0:23.5 | of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of this. I love how that's your, your, your idea of the, the, the perfect relationship. The perfect man. Uh, hey, he's going to, he's going to provide for me. you know how much money. |
| 0:35.9 | And then, |
| 0:36.5 | oh, |
| 0:36.8 | and then I divorce him |
| 0:37.9 | and take 50%. |
| 0:38.7 | That, |
| 0:39.8 | listen, |
| 0:40.2 | that is ROI. |
| 0:41.2 | That is the, he's going to provide for me. You know how much money? And then, oh, and then I divorce him and take 50%. |
| 0:38.7 | That, listen, that is ROI. |
| 0:41.2 | That is the greatest 25 grand ever invested in history. |
| 0:43.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.3 | Let me tell you something. |
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