EP1031: I Slept With My Cousin And A Paternity Test - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 19 July 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.0 | I just slept with my cousin and my friends are using that to destroy my life. |
| 0:09.6 | But then my friend's dad took a paternity test and it revealed the truth. |
| 0:15.2 | Am I the a whole? |
| 0:16.1 | It revealed the truth that this cousin is smoking hot. And I know where those smoking hot jeans come from. |
| 0:23.3 | Oh, we come. We, we, we, we ain't fall from the same. We fall too far from the same tree, baby cakes. |
| 0:29.7 | Oh, yeah. So I 21 male come from a very large and messy family. Think the Gallagher is from |
| 0:36.6 | shameless multiplied by 10. |
| 0:39.4 | That is messy. |
| 0:40.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.3 | Literally, everyone has multiple baby mamas slash daddies. |
| 0:45.6 | Everyone isn't speaking to about half the family at an even time. |
| 0:48.8 | And a lot of people have had kids taken off them to be adopted or to go in foster care and almost every single |
| 0:56.5 | man has done time in prison and about half the women. |
| 1:00.4 | Yoinks. |
| 1:01.4 | Wow. |
| 1:02.7 | What a first sentence. |
| 1:04.6 | Wow. |
| 1:04.6 | Wow. |
| 1:05.3 | Dude. |
| 1:05.9 | Oh. |
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