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EP1024: Stopping My Pregnant Daughter By Any Means - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Comedy, Improv

4.3 β€’ 576 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 15 July 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.1

I told my pregnant daughter that she cannot have a baby.

0:08.8

I want to stop her by any means necessary.

0:12.6

Am I the A-hole?

0:13.8

You know, how dare you think that just because I had you, that you can also have a baby?

0:19.8

You know?

0:20.7

Yeah, the gall. What a what a audacious assumption to make? Yeah, the line stops here. It really does. Like, I give birth to you. In fact, you know what? That goes for your whole generation. Yeah. You know what? Like, no one of my children's generation, they're not allowed to have any kids. Nah.

0:38.0

It stops. The line stops with you.

0:40.3

I am Samuel Donner first and last of his name.

0:44.5

None shall succeed him.

0:46.7

No.

0:48.1

I shall reign supreme for eternity.

0:52.3

I, 58 female, and my husband, Rob 61 male, have two kids, Erica, 35 female and Mike 30 male.

1:00.5

Gross.

1:01.4

They're old as fuck.

1:02.6

Both kids are married, but Erica and her husband, Steve, 38 male, live nearby to us.

1:09.7

And this issue concerns them. They work full time and have two

1:13.5

kids, five male and four female. Five years ago, my daughter asked my husband and me if we would

1:19.5

be willing to become their full time child care so she could continue to work and afford their

1:24.9

comfortable life. Full time, you say. Full time.

1:28.0

See, Sam, last time I checked, a full time comes with a check.

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