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Guaranteed human. I cheated and lied to win a brand new car on the game show. And it was so my idiot contestants would get nothing. Am I the A-hole? Yeah. Give those idiots what they deserve. You don't get a car. You don't get a car. You don't get a car. Anti-opra. This is a hot topic in my family at the moment.

I live on an obscure little island near the UK. We have a local quiz show that's aired on

television, or telly as OP says it, that I appeared on a few years ago. The premise of the show is

that you can win prizes for doing challenges. Some of the challenges were physical, some

psychological,

and some requiring problem solving skills. I sailed through a lot of the physical parts because

I wasn't a fat bastard back then. And the problem solving skills required a lot of maths,

which is my career. So I was okay there. As for the psychological part, you had to enter a clear box room filled

with something you're terrified of and searched through to find clues to the next part. So like a

little fear factor. That's right. I thought of a believable lie before I entered the show.

We had to list five things we were afraid of. And I put down all things I'm not scared of. I listed spiders,

cockroaches, snakes, scorpions, and wood lice. I literally couldn't care less about any of these

creatures. I grew up in a rural landscape, and I've had to pretty much deal with creepy

crawlies my entire life, so it's not an issue. O.P. is a freaking badass. My actual fear is a bit more obscure,

and I really honestly knew I'd fail if I was put in a room with it. My ex. No.

When I entered the room, there were cockroaches everywhere. I was in my boxers and barefoot,

which was incredibly gross, I can't lie, and had to sift through

and move cockroaches to find clues for my next challenge.

I did it in the time period ascribed to me and got through the next part.

The rest of the contestants failed.

Ooh.

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