You're listening to the Adam and Friedle show.

I'm your guest host, Alec Baldwin.

I heard that you sent a woman to suck my dick.

Is that true?

I've been rewatching clips from the shadow trying to dial in the Alec Baldwin voice while

I still have it.

I'm hoping this is impermanent.

I talked to a woman recently last night who told me she had learned gaiters for two and

a half months.

And I don't know if I can do that and continue to do my job, which is run my mouth for

a living.

Unless I can dial in this Alec Baldwin voice, but it's slipping further away.

I'm becoming more witty the poo less Alec Baldwin every minute.

And maybe I can make witty the poo work.

I'm thinking I start dressing up like witty the poo.

And I gain hundreds of pounds.

And I go on stage with just a shirt on and my penis and legs covered in honey.

And then I act really cute.

I act like it's a cute thing to just sexually assault, you know, well, my show maybe 25,

30 people.

However many came out for, you know, early show Saturday.

So let's say total 67 people over eight shows for an entire weekend.

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