Ep 999: Patrice O'Neal "It's cold out here!" | Opie and Anthony tapes

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🗓️ 30 November 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Join the late comedy legend Patrice O'Neal as he takes us on a hilarious journey of a late-night pit stop gone hilariously wrong. When Patrice decides to catch some Z's at a rest stop, he's rudely awakened by a stranger with an unexpected proposition. It's the perfect blend of sleep-deprived confusion and classic Patrice wit that'll have you laughing out loud. Get ready for a story where 'it's cold out here' takes on a whole new meaning! Buckle up for some comedy gold from one of the best storytellers to ever be in the game. Like, subscribe, and don't forget to hit that bell for more comedy classics!

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0:00.0	You got to tell your story.
0:02.0	Oh, shit.
0:03.3	Dude, that is a funny story, man.
0:06.1	That is a really funny story.
0:10.6	Listen to what happened to Patrice since the last time we saw him.
0:14.8	Yeah, it was like Christmas time.
0:16.9	I had driven home, went to, you know, go to Boston for a second.
0:21.0	So I'm driving back, driving back through, you know, Connecticut.
0:24.5	You know, you drive and you get that, that scared, tired that you just, you go, oh, my God, I'm getting ready to die.
0:33.2	Yeah.
0:33.7	Like, you don't have any more confidence in yourself that you can keep yourself away.
0:37.7	You're like, oh, damn. It's cold, so all the windows are down. Yeah, you don't have any more confidence in yourself that you can keep yourself away. You're like, oh, damn.
0:38.9	It's cold, so all the windows are down.
0:40.9	Yeah.
0:41.4	Fucking young Jeezie.
0:42.9	Yeah, I'm up, motherfucker.
0:46.3	Blast and punching your leg.
0:48.3	And just that type of tired where I went to sleep a couple of times.
0:52.5	So I said, I got to find some, I was getting ready to pull over to the side.
0:56.2	So you start having the logic in your head where you're like, I could close my eyes for five seconds.
1:00.7	It's not when you're driving.
1:02.0	You've never done that?
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