I remember the days of Phil Donahue, you know, in his talk show.

Well, he was on there one day, and he was doing a little segment on Encounters with Ghost.

He said, all right, he's starting to show. He said, is there anyone out here that has ever had an encounter with a ghost?

Well, a few hands went up. He said, is there anyone out here that has actually seen a ghost?

A few hands went up.

He said, now I've got to ask you this, is there anyone here that has ever had a sexual encounter with the ghost?

Well, this one redneck held up his hand back and back.

Man, he started fishing over all these people,

and he got over to the aisle, crawled over a couple of seats,

and he put that microphone right in that redneck's mouth.

He said, do you mean to tell me you've actually had a sexual encounter with a ghost?

He said, I'm sorry, I thought you said, goat.

I love the goat jokes. I love the goat jokes.

I love the confidence that he does the punchline and just throws the mic back at us.

I got it. I'm done.

That's a home run, ladies.

The rider is on the storm.

Oh my God. We got it going on on this Thursday. Good morning. everybody. Welcome to the live stream. I mean, we're way out east on Long Island. The ocean is angry. It's raining like crazy. What else? What else? What else? Oh, and there was just a huge lightning strike just before I turned this on. Hopefully we'll

get another one before this thing ends. Halfway out of my house, my back is getting wet from the

rain. This is what I do for you people. No, because I love doing this still. That's why. What's up,

Lewis? Your first on the whole damn thing. Good morning to you, sir. Got Robert Calling. Good morning. We got the John

Courts. Good morning, Open Squad. I hope everyone is doing all right. Obviously, you're doing all right.

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