Ep 969: Patrice O'Neal - United Areas of America | Opie and Anthony Tapes
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🗓️ 2 November 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Join us for an unforgettable segment where the comedic genius Patrice O'Neal takes the stage on the Opie and Anthony Show. In this clip, Patrice humorously deconstructs why the U.S. might be better described as the 'United Areas of America.' With his razor-sharp wit and observational comedy, O'Neal dives into the cultural, political, and geographical nuances that make America a collection of distinct areas rather than unified states. Get ready for laughs, thought-provoking insights, and why you'll never look at a map of the USA the same way again. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe for more comedy gold!
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| 0:00.0 | Don't forget that we are in a metropolitan... |
| 0:04.0 | This is... how we live... |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, I understand. |
| 0:07.0 | ...is exactly like fucking Braveheart. |
| 0:11.0 | There's the major... |
| 0:13.0 | There's the major Mel Gibson place. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.0 | But then you gotta run through... |
| 0:18.0 | The rest of the country, you're running through the mountains to get the |
| 0:21.3 | skaguga clan to join you in society this motherfuck as a |
| 0:26.0 | tree's running Rocky mountains Iowa Iowa |
| 0:42.3 | And I've been to those places |
| 0:44.3 | And and and and and |
| 0:46.3 | Cosmopolitan white people |
| 0:48.3 | There's only about five cities in this country |
| 0:51.3 | New York, Philadelphia, Boston, |
| 0:56.6 | Washington, D.C., |
| 1:00.2 | which is not really a city. |
| 1:01.4 | Say Atlanta. |
| 1:02.0 | Chicago, Atlanta. |
| 1:04.2 | Detroit. |
| 1:05.5 | No, not Detroit. |
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