My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Truth is stranger than fiction and reality TV stars know this better than anyone. But what you may not know about them or even believe is actually criminal behavior.

I'm Kayla Miller keys and on my new podcast true crime reality, I will be joined by reality TV stars as they dive deep into the details of the crime they have a direct connection to.

Listen to true crime reality on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Oh, this is not a test. This is not an emergency podcast, but it is an urgency podcast. I was getting ready to watch below deck on Bravo, one of my low key favorite reality shows of all time.

Truth be told, I just snuck out of my house and had some heart frozen yogurt. I come back to the crib to find out that they rated Dickstain Donald Trump's crib in Mar-a-Lago.

Oh, fuck, damn it. Oh, it's too good. I was getting ready to watch below deck and eat some heart frozen yogurt on a steamy hot summer day in New-Eve, Yorker. That's New York City.

And they rated Dickstain Donald Trump's crib. And let me tell you something. When these things happen, do not watch CNBC.

Do not watch your local news. Do not watch CNN MSNBC. Go to Fox News. You want to see some snowflake bitch ass, windy ass motherfuckers.

Go to Fox News. Keep it on. Fuck it. Let the ratings go through the roof.

These guys are damn near crying. Dan Bangeino, Don Bangeino, Jesse Walters, Harald O'Reverey, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson.

These motherfuckers are having aneurysms on Fox News. They got you, pig dick. Oh, man. And they're still talking about Hillary and we know Hunter Biden's a crackhead.

You worried about Hunter Biden? We don't need to raid his house. He put it all on video. Why would we need to raid his house? He showed us what he is. You worried about Hunter Biden?

No, Hunter Biden is not that smart, pig dick Donald Trump. You got a Bob and weave. And you raid his fucking crib.

You raid his fucking crib like a fucking dough pouse in South Central in the 80s. Good. You fuck. This is a cold opening brand new banging.

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