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Today, the FBI watches yet another investigation. I know you guys are very, very surprised.

Also, the government continues to admit that those stupid diapers that you were putting

on your face never worked the whole time. We've got all that and more coming up and it

all starts right now.

Hey, welcome to the news and why it matters. I am Sarah Gonzalez back from the dead, the

dead being my bed, which I was relegated to after I suffered. A crippling back injury

doing the awful, awful work of putting my toddler up on my shoulders and back down. That's

how old I am now. But I'm happy to be back and I'm happy to be joined in studio by

Yakuboians, Blastie B. Contributor and host of the Yakuboians show. Also, Aldo Borazoni,

men's rights activist. Yes, of course, and political commentator. Thanks for being here.

And of course, one of my favorites. We are also joined remotely by Jesse Kelly, host of

the Jesse Kelly show. Although Jesse, I feel like you need no introduction. Everyone

already knows who you are. Everyone knows who I am. Sarah, that look I consider this

giving back. I love to spend time with old people. Thanks, Jesse. I appreciate it. So,

let me, I wanted to make sure to bring you on specifically, Jesse, for this story about

the FBI. As I mentioned, I didn't, I, we had to do a rerun yesterday because I was out

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