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🗓️ 23 September 2024
⏱️ 40 minutes
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You know what's worse than a Monday? Waking up at 4am with INSOMNIA on a Monday. Enjoy this mess of a podcast as I struggle through because I'm SLEEP DEPRIVED!!!!
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0:00.0 | I've been doing this for a while and I made the mistake of like I took a phone |
0:03.1 | I hung up the phone or while I'm on the phone I'm just doing this I'm licking the bowl |
0:07.4 | licking the spatch oh my god forgetting that what I put in it right and then at some point my roommate comes home and says |
0:16.4 | What are you doing? |
0:17.4 | He looks around he goes what are you doing I go I'm preheat in the oven and I'm watching Hangover on TV and he said well it's Hangover 2 and how long you been standing there? |
0:27.8 | I'm like no the movie just started. I literally zoned out the entire time, stood in place, went through all of the hangover and a quarter of the hangover two. |
0:37.0 | Just standing there? |
0:38.0 | Just standing there with the oven very well pre-heated and the uncooked brownie sitting ready to go like |
0:46.3 | because I lick the bowl you would so put a baby in the oven. |
0:49.7 | You would so do that you |
0:53.0 | that you idiot. |
0:53.9 | My God this is early. |
0:56.2 | Good God everybody. |
0:58.3 | Welcome to my live stream, five hundred feet above the streets of New York City. |
1:01.9 | I just want to go back to bed you want to go back to bed it's |
1:06.4 | Monday a boo ooo! Insomnia got the best of me been up since 4 a.m. What the hell is going on? |
1:16.9 | Hi, hi everyone. Let's say good morning to Robert Callie, |
1:22.6 | good morning cupcake and crew, |
1:24.1 | good morning JMR 369 on the X. |
1:28.6 | I think Elon wants us to call it the X. |
1:31.6 | It's not Twitter anymore, it's X, X, X, X the X. It's not Twitter anymore. It's X X X X. |
1:36.0 | Whatever. What's up Lisa Connor? Good morning to you off to Facebook. |
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