How long did your mom's perm last and then what happened after that?

Well, I'll tell you this ties back into what we're talking about small town television

because they had a man on the TV selling chairs, this man Big Charlie was selling furniture, and this commercial would come on and you could call and they would send a chair.

He was going to bring a chair to your house and show you the chair in the comfort of your own home.

Yeah. He is like a flash on the screen double comfort the most comfortable chair

in the comfort of your own home. Nice.

And this is when America had only knew, you know, one amount of comfort, like double comfort.

It was unheard of.

Can you imagine that much joy going through your skin, you know Oh one time, oh okay. Come on I want to hear one. Okay.

Just when Melissa the old manager worked there, you remember Melissa? Oh yeah. And I'm just

good to get the good mother to do my spot Melissa comes running over to me look it's a dead mouse on top of a sign on stage I'm like

what are you talking about it's a dead mouse I'm like if you want to

told me I wouldn't even know She's like don't bring it up

Like motherfucker you why are you telling me this now. I have to bring it up. Now is my job as a comedian to mention the

dead mouse and point at it and put the mic to it and have them tell jokes. The mouse did a

did a tight 10.

You can have to do 20 minutes on that.

So I remember I called that number because I was thinking

oh big Charlie this dude seemed like a hard working

guy. My mother's a hard worker. I'm going to set him up. I'm going to have Big Charlie bring the chair, right?

And I'm going to set him up. I'm going to play a little cupid you know?

So I called to like four to six weeks and I'm like this perm is not going to hold

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