Ep 883: 25 Year Old Dog | Live at Gebhards

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🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Opie in nyc for the day to check n his apartment and get his bills. Quick livestream from Gebhards Beer Culture with Matt, Ron the Waiter, Scott Watson and Mike Bergen Jr from the Private Facebook Group. Ron the Waiter tries to convince us that he's very healthy as he lists all the things wrong with him. Also, Ron's in love with his fern as in the plant, Bob Marley lived in Pittsburgh, the time Jack Black did the Opie and Anthony Show, playing who has worse toes, Ron the Waiter went out with a Little Person, Matt has the itch, just crawl into the bar so no one sees you on camera, Ron the Waiter has pink eye but say he's not allergic to poison ivy!

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0:00.0	My dog, but he says, I have the health of a 25 year old.
0:04.0	I'm not fucking a 100%!
0:06.0	Yes!
0:08.0	A 25 year old dog! I had to go to know because like for years and years and years I was just I was constantly seeing
0:23.8	specs of blood in my urine which is a really bad indicator there.
0:28.4	So even now it's gay roommate.
0:33.0	So I would consistently see specks of blood in my ear, like throughout the day.
0:38.0	Yes, you're here.
0:39.0	I also had a leaky tush.
0:41.0	effects of blood.
0:42.0	Oh, geez.
0:43.0	That's not true.
0:44.0	So why did they kick him back for the spelt too much?
0:47.0	So he got super concerned.
0:49.0	That's why I see him every three months, because having blood in the urine is like a major
0:54.4	indicator that you may have cancer in your kidney or liver and he goes the fact
1:01.2	that you've had this for years and you use he said if you had an issue you would know it by now
1:05.0	Probably the venue still and he said to me he goes we really don't know why you have
1:09.6	Like you're going to go back let, Ryan, it'll just be blood.
1:14.1	Don't tell.
1:16.1	The Prince of Unfun funny, he says it all, real healthy with blood and urine.
1:20.3	Like, what's that?
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