Ep. #88: Post Vacation Cocktails with Doug & Chaille

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Post Vacation Cocktails podcast. Doug and Chaille talk Spain, Last Comic Standing and the Pinos Altos Bumper Incident.
Recorded July 25, 2015 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.
Links -
BEAR CREEK CABINS – PINOS ALTOS, NMhttp://bit.ly/1LP7qjjThe Buckhorn Saloon & Opera House, PINOS ALTOS, NM - http://bit.ly/1h0lDgvHATCH GREEN CHILI STEWhttp://bit.ly/1fALYAG
Stanhope's Youtube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/user/stanhopetv
Closing Song, "Holiday in Spain" performed by Counting Crows. Available on iTunes.
Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, it's the Doug Stanhope podcast with Greg Chaley
0:05.7	CH ai
0:07.7	LLE
0:08.9	At Greg Chaley
0:11.0	People have such creative ways of spelling your name
0:15.4	Imagine if you're a French person
0:18.2	Chaley it's a shaii I think I didn't take French I took Spanish
0:23.0	Well, I've failed three years in French. No, so how would you say I took three years? I failed to
0:31.0	Wait, it's one year high middle school middle school. Yeah, and then one year of junior high
0:37.2	Yeah, wait isn't middle high middle because we're fucking racist what if you yeah because Puerto Rican kids were the people to hate
0:45.2	We don't have Mexicans in the New England states. We had Puerto Ricans which out here like I've lived out west my entire adult life
0:53.8	And Puerto Rico is a an exotic place to me now
0:57.7	But back then if you took Spanish, so you took French to be
1:03.8	Completely useless. Well, I mean
1:06.8	Grow up in Southern California was kind of when I graduated 84 so I
1:12.7	Went into landscaping and nursery management and stuff like that and that was that was key to know Spanish
1:19.1	Yeah, yeah, no, but it was fucking everywhere
1:21.3	No one needs to know how to speak French. It's a stupid fucking pointless language
1:25.8	That's a bit I always tried to do was about Spain
1:31.0	First of all, yeah, all your Spain. Yeah, all your fucking heritage
1:35.2	You know what you speak your fucking torturers language Mexico
1:40.1	They crushed you
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