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🗓️ 17 July 2015
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, it's the Doug Stanhope podcast. Does everyone have a full drink? Yes, everyone does. All right good. Well, we can wander around. There's no |
0:09.2 | Chely on this one because he's cooking. He's a culinary artist and he's too busy. So bingo's taking the Chely spot, but she's not gonna talk. So |
0:21.4 | Joby's gonna talk for bingo as a whole. I can say stuff for myself. Thank you very much. Well, you could talk into the mic. Eat the mic, baby. I know. |
0:30.8 | Hey, this is something from that last pod. Well, the last podcast never aired. Nor did the parts |
0:37.4 | After we get the story about Joby's sister with all the dirt we came back on shit-faced and |
0:43.6 | tried to recreate the scene drunk history style with even Chad Shank was doing the the acting part of it as I told the drunk history story. |
0:52.7 | But we decided not to at Chely decided not to air it. I haven't heard it, but I know we were shit-faced and then tried to do yet another |
1:01.5 | podcast with Gino our city councilman who hangs out and it's the second time we've podcasted with him where we were too drunk to air it because we were just |
1:10.1 | fucking obliterated, but this was this is a note that we took that night for the next podcast that says negligent homicide slash meth slash lightbulb. |
1:22.1 | And I have no fucking clue at all what that meant, but it's in huge letters on our board here. So yeah, |
1:32.2 | maybe next time Chad and then a Gino are around. |
1:36.9 | We can go does anyone fucking remember what because that sounds like a way better story than anything I have for this. I don't have shit for this. |
1:47.0 | But oh, and yeah, can we dispel the fucking rumor that I'm sober? I've got at least three emails this week |
1:55.1 | mentioning my sobriety which I'm sure I'll have to stem from the 30 days in the hole |
2:01.4 | which was a trend to quit smoking which failed six weeks after and drinking was part of that. It was most of it. Yeah, yeah, I was limiting myself to two drinks a night |
2:16.3 | just to because if I got drunk, I know I'm gonna smoke and we made fantastic drinks. Mm-hmm broaden my alcoholism to greater |
2:27.2 | heights and |
2:29.2 | breaths. |
2:31.2 | Breats not breach. You ever think of that? Oh, man, I'm changing my Twitter handle to Brett not breath. I |
2:39.4 | actually might do that. Don't I? Did I say Brett Erickson is here? Yeah, yeah, all right. No, you did all right. Good. Brett Erickson's here. |
2:46.8 | Visiting for |
2:48.8 | Mitchell's 40th birthday. Yeah, so I had to come out and drink again and again. Yeah, you're not sober. No, I'm not. So that's why we're doing the podcast now because |
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