Ep 860: Cleaning out the pipes | Comedy Quick Hits with Opie podcast
Opie Radio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yes, sir. I want to catch the shade from the awnings because it's hot. |
| 0:04.0 | I don't even notice shade when I'm walking. Look at my long sleeve shirt. |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah, what's wrong? You're scared of bees? |
| 0:10.0 | What are you nursing in a new tattoo? |
| 0:15.0 | I walk around like I'm hiding track marks. |
| 0:17.0 | It's like you have like Serice or something. |
| 0:19.0 | I don't know why I do this. |
| 0:21.0 | I got a long sleeve shirt. |
| 0:22.0 | It's got to be 90 degrees here in New York City. |
| 0:23.7 | It is that guy right there because yeah that's a woman. |
| 0:26.5 | All right let me say this. |
| 0:27.5 | Um... |
| 0:30.5 | Get it? |
| 0:31.5 | Now it's late, hey, it's. |
| 0:34.0 | It's. |
| 0:35.0 | So I'm single now, bro, I'm pulling the shots because. |
| 0:38.0 | I understand that. |
| 0:39.0 | So... |
| 0:40.0 | I went on a date. |
| 0:41.0 | Yeah? |
| 0:42.0 | This is the first date I went on on a first day. This is the first day I went on that I had the power that I have now, like knowing, being a chef and, you know, it's been, I've been in a gulag for 12 years. |
| 0:54.4 | Doctors eventually made multiple puncture aspirations |
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