Hello and welcome to Something's off with Andrew Heaton.

I'm your host Kate Blanchett.

And today we're going to do a Friday release valve episode.

That means I'm bringing on a funny person to discuss some of the headlines that I believe

were left out of the news cycle this week and we will at no point endeavor to be even remotely

substantive.

So tuck in on your ride home from work to home to have your adult beverage of choice and know that we will probably not elevate discourse or your level of intelligence at any point during this particular episode, but we'll have a good time.

But regardless of that, we do have to pay those bills, don't we?

And that means a word from our sponsor.

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