Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host, the Archduke of Tulsa, Andrew Heaton.

And today it being a Thursday, we're going to bring back thinky fun time where I bring on an author a warlord a mintat some combination of

the men today all three in the form of Michael malice who will join me shortly

to talk about his book dear reader the unauthorized autobiography of Kim Jong Ill.

He's the author of several books, but that's the tone that we're going to concern ourselves

with today.

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