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Ep 796: She wrote it without her hands

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.04.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

***VIDEO version here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRxw4SegcGs Matt's back from Thailand leaving his wife and young daughter behind. I'm presented with a very special gift from a young talented gal from the Ping Pong Show, eating bugs, eating well on less than $5 a day, have you talked to Anthony since his health scare, you got to put your dog down, killer coconuts, potato flakes and powdered milk, spending your vasectomy money and more! It's time for you to join the Private Facebook Group https://www.facebook.com/groups/203909694525714 *PLEASE CHECK OUT MY OTHER PODCAST "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie". Here's the latest episode https://omny.fm/shows/comedy-quick-hits-with-opie/cqhnew-1  #opieandanthony #funny #comedy #bartalk

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0:00.0

Anyway, everything else was excellent, except for my wife almost breaking her foot off. So Matt's been home I think almost two weeks and and the last day or so that you were there,

0:23.7

your wife sprained her ankle really best?

0:25.9

Yeah, she sprained it a couple of days before,

0:28.2

and then she did it again real bad

0:30.1

the day before we were supposed to leave.

0:32.3

And she's pregnant. And she's like four or five months pregnant, right?

0:36.0

Yeah, five months.

0:37.3

Five months, five months pregnant.

0:39.0

So you're like, I don't know how we get everybody home.

0:42.4

So you said, why don't you stay with your family for another two weeks?

0:44.8

Right? Yeah, and we have to have the travel insurance to get there anyway.

0:48.6

So that should cover the whole thing. We just had to pay for the flight change and then we'll have to submit it but right so she ended up staying an extra two weeks with my daughter so they were there for almost a month

1:00.5

Jesus and really doesn't speak English anymore.

1:03.0

You know?

1:05.0

But she did eat bugs.

1:07.0

Ugh.

1:08.0

What kind of bugs?

1:10.0

Crickets. No, they're grubs.

1:12.0

She ate clubs? Oh, you sure could be that video. Grubs. Wait, she ate grubs?

1:13.0

Oh, you shouldn't be that video.

1:15.0

Pan-fried grubs.

1:18.0

She's grabbing these grubs that are pan-fry and like presenting them to the gourds and then eating them. I think I asked

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