I'll tell you that at night this cabin has to have a much different feel

Yeah during the day it's all bright and cheery and you look out this window you can see a deer or a black bear at any moment and then at night man every noise has got to freak you out it has to

it's a 200 foot walk from the car to oh really and it's pitch dark right it's a different type of dark

it's like you're blind dark.

Oh, and things just make noise out there.

And you're like, what is that? And I swear, I am a nervous wreck.

I shaped to open the door. I got my phone line and I dropped the phone.

The other day I dropped my phone outside. I left it outside. I was so scared. I left my phone outside and just went to sleep.

See, I'm breaking you down. This is what I'm good at

breaking you down. You're like no hope you're gonna love this place it's so cool you're

scared of darkness. I hate it here. This is a weird decision I ever made in my life.

No one's worried that it's like in the 60s in November in New York City?

I think it's great. I love it.

Al Gore is my head, but I'm happy.

Because I drink bourbon. Yeah. And I just use beer as a lubricating agent so that I can get drunk and fall asleep out here in the wilderness and forget about your problems

They don't go away anymore. There's too many

My life is awful right now.

I got the snowing Christmas tree. It's the biggest nightmare on earth.

I throw down the garbage chute. I hope the kids aren't listening right now.

Really? Yes.

Was it's a mess? It's a complete a, I don't know what the snow's made out of, but it's the lightest material.

There's something that causes something wrong with your lungs.

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