Ep 764: Waking up from vasectomy with lipstick on

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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*** Check out my other podcast "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie". Here's the latest episode https://omny.fm/shows/comedy-quick-hits-with-opie/you-dead *** Here's the video playlist for all the episodes from Tuesdays at Gebhards https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoRwry_hfdo5bw4Y8ga5iXhmhbDgk7O5H Sponsored by Skylight Frame $15 off at https://www.skylightframe.com/frame/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=showrenew&utm_campaign=OPIE/ Matt's back from his birthday celebration. Also, Matt's big announcement, I don't like Venice, you went Pink Floyd, tequila makes you wake up with the lights on, where are your shoulders, do you like used underwear mailed to you, you do any swallowing, botox lips, if you don't know you don't know, it was a police dog that found his penis, why would you want an extra ball, the day I kill myself, you're setting me up and much more!

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0:00.0	This episode of the OPE Radio Podcast sponsored by Skylight Frame.
0:05.0	Get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame. Just go to Skylight Frame. dot com slash Opiei that's SK Y L I G H T F R A M E dot com slash hope.
0:20.4	What's up everyone good afternoon welcome to Welcome to my live stream. It's Tuesdays at Get Parts. Here's the man of the hour too sweet to be sour. It's Matt the owner of Get Parts. Matt, you got quite the crowd today, brother.
0:33.5	Yeah, yeah, bring him in.
0:35.2	Quite the crowd, you know, this Tuesdays
0:37.1	at Get Parts is bringing the people into the bar.
0:39.6	What did you say?
0:41.2	I would say so.
0:42.1	We got a bunch of clowns down there having a good time trying to play pinball but we won't let them
0:47.8	Yeah, there's people trying to get up to show everybody. Yeah, there he is that the birthday boy. What's Joe Dale? We want to say out a few people Andy Volum what's going on Scott Watson
0:57.6	We got Lewis you guys better wish Matt a happy birthday. He missed last week because he was up state doing his birthday thing and you were getting hurt you were getting hurt and you know what all I had to do is see a few a few videos from you guys and I was like man
1:15.8	It wasn't really from us guys. There's one guy posted videos and well. I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to that boy
1:30.9	And I'm like you know what I think I made the right decision I think I made the right decision you definitely did I mean my voice still isn't back to normal yet I mean now we had tenacious de come on the rate on the on the iPod or whatever.
1:35.8	Tanishus is all right. And once that's on, this group of guys and I, we have to sing it all the way,
1:41.1	cover to cover. You know every last word note we really don't sound as good but right well there was one video
1:50.1	You in your part you guys are trying to try to get a little band together and you're just on the drums like
1:59.0	Yeah, I don't know or you were in another world. I don't know what you want to say but I mean it sounded crazy you guys are doing dirt by dirt bikes through the woods with no with no lights at three in the morning.
2:11.6	Yeah, how was that?
2:13.8	Oh, that was, uh, it was exhilarating.
2:16.0	Exactly.
2:17.0	You would call it exhilarating?
2:18.8	It was fun.
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