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Ep 762: Did all your dad's shoes look new

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.04.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

*** Check out my other podcast "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie". Here's the latest episode https://omny.fm/shows/comedy-quick-hits-with-opie/you-dead *** Here's the video playlist for all the episodes from Tuesdays at Gebhards https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoRwry_hfdo5bw4Y8ga5iXhmhbDgk7O5H Sponsored by Skylight Frame $15 off at https://www.skylightframe.com/frame/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=showrenew&utm_campaign=OPIE/ Live from Gebhards with Robert aka Little Foot and Ron the Waiter.  When was your first time. Also, date night as a kid, remember 1 900 numbers, bootlegging the Doobie Brothers, they're all growing mushrooms in their closets, pulling out Ron's chest hair, bed bugs, fleas, why they're mad at Bill Burr and much more!

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0:00.0

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0:05.0

Get $15 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame, just go to Skylight Frame.

0:11.0

dot com slash Opie, that's SKY l i g h t f r a m e dot com slash opi

0:20.5

i'll be honest i'll be transparent honest i didn't lose my rigidity until I was in college so a lot was happening that

0:26.8

that first semester. I don't.

0:29.5

Same. Same. Same. Look at this beautiful face.

0:35.0

I was freshman year in college

0:37.0

because of my stupid overbearing mom.

0:40.0

Sorry, Ron, we, you know, we weren't a lot of day. My mom was scared we would get somebody pregnant. We weren't really a lot of date.

0:48.0

I didn't learn about masturbation. I learned about masturbation by accident. No one ever taught me. not three weeks ago not dude I was a

0:54.6

virgin out of out of high school I don't tell you a story but like it was the first

0:59.2

time I ever did it like it literally hit me in the face. It literally you can hear it.

1:05.0

Okay.

1:06.0

You can hear it.

1:07.0

You can hear it.

1:08.0

All right, hey!

1:10.0

From the way down. Dude, I thought I broke it.

1:12.0

I was like, oh, Yeah, dude that was the first time I ever did that.

1:16.4

Well the best part of I was out of I never masturbated in high school. Right. I didn't I didn't know it exists. I didn't know it. Well, the best part of discovering that talent, let's just say.

1:26.8

I met up was, man, if you didn't throw all your baseball cards away the next day.

1:31.7

I... baseball cards

1:35.0

my beer can't collect

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