Last minute party, what will I bring them something unexpected?

Let's play scratch cards.

Trying to find something a bit different.

Why not add some play to Christmas?

With scratch cards from the National Lottery.

Pick them up in store now.

Please gift responsibly. Rules and procedures apply.

Players and gifters must be 18 or over.

Well, come on in my little podcasting, Piggy's. I can see you snuffling your trout to the trough of content. Hello, yes, it's me and I've taken a break from touching myself to say welcome to another edition of Cuddle Club. This week we've got Fern

Brady who is, oh she's great. My flatmate, Liquid Queen's just walked in, smiling away and nodding away, encouraging fake.

Have you been in the gym all this time?

Oh, I was going to say.

Where have you been?

Well, he's been at football.

Okay, well, we'll have other answers to questions you didn't ask later in the show.

Fun, hello, baby.

Hello.

You look like a lovely cat today.

Thanks.

I had my hair cut and it was meant to be all like nice and like, it just looks shit. No looks lovely you look like a cat i can't think of

any bigger compliment anyway oh thank you i mean can you uh you look lovely as always i've always

wanted to be on this podcast but i thought i would never get on it because of a reputation for not cuddling.

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