You're going to go. We're all here. We are all gathered and by all I mean my good self Jenny a Claire here in

Southeast London. Judith are you with me in Oxfordshire land?

I am with you. I'm in the summer house and looking out the gorgeous sunny day.

Beautiful, beautiful sunny day in Oxford.

You are blessed.

You are blessed. Daisy, our producer, has told me I've just had to close my window because I've got a bit of an echo

on my sound.

I, of course, now I'm unbuttoning my sound. I of course now am unbuttoning my shirt so do excuse me while I

record this podcast topless. Well try not to want yourself silly lads. Now, do you be...

They're all pressing pause.

Come back, come back.

I'm waiting my fourth best brass.

God's sake, don't take your bottom off. I know what you're like. I know you've been known to

wander around that house of yours with just your pants on at a top I know you've told me in the

past. Oh yes oh yes rain sake. I would say if you don't want to see shut your eyes.

Now then imagine something better. Before we're going further, there's something we've got to bring up, we've got to bring to the attention of anybody left listening.

And that is the fact that there's something called the British Podcast Awards.

Oh yes, well done Jenny

Claire. I do not I think it's very strategic and we need all the fewer viewers

listeners and the votes that yes go on then you do a proper thing

go on be the I don't know because it only came to my attention this morning on

Twitter where a young man called Tom said I voted for older and wider in the British Podcast Awards.

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