Imagine winning £15 million on Christmas Day.

The £15 million lotto jackpot must be won on Christmas Day.

There's still time to get in the draw.

Lotto, will you be the next millionaire?

The National Lottery, rules and procedures apply.

Players must be 18 or over.

Music lottery, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. Hello, it's Cuddle Club. Oh, that was a dichotomy, wasn't it? Is that the right word?

Something old, something new, something borrows, something blue. That's how I'd like to start this podcast. Today I'm talking to Nina Conti,

a friend and lover, not to me, but to her boyfriend. Okay, we're a different thing to different

people. Nina Conti, I'm sure you'll know her. The only amazing friend Twitterquist in the land.

I'm going to say that.

She's a really, really good comedian,

and as you'll hear, unfollowable if you go on after her.

So pop your ears around this and see you on the other side.

I think we'll say hello, won't we?

We'll say hello.

Hello.

Last time I saw you properly was there was a bit of snow on hamster teeth.

I mean, I've seen you since then in March and we were like,

oh, but neither of us had a sleigh.

So we found a broken bit of someone else's sleigh and down we went.

Yeah, we went a good yard didn't we

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