Ep. #65 - What If Cattle Got Mutilated? (Cattle Mutilations)

The What If? Podcast

Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud

Society & Culture

4.6 • 668 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

So guys, turns out they do. Hold onto your butts. No seriously, hold onto your butts, 'cause they comin' for that cow bum. Cattle mutilations are a strange phenomenon that's been happening since the 1970's, where mostly cows, but animals of all kinds, end up with missing body parts, organs, and blood. We know. It's weird. But that's what you're here for, eh? Spencer tells us what heifers are through a cold, Ryan's officially freaked out for the first time in a long time, and of course we make some burger jokes—on this week's episode of The What If? Podcast.

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Hot Topics: Bull Dongs, Please No Black Helicopters, Burger Jokes, Heck, Cows eh guys?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the What If Podcast with your host, Spencer, with Davis and Ryan Copperood.
0:08.0	Hey, everybody. We wanted to start off things today with a very quick announcement.
0:11.7	You have been waiting for for a long time, which is that RoboGramma T-shirts have arrived.
0:18.8	It's lit.
0:19.7	Shout out to... It's a celebration, bitches. It's lit. Shout out to...
0:21.1	It's a celebration, bitches.
0:24.3	It's a celebration beer.
0:27.3	Yeah, we...
0:28.6	A listener, Elijah Grimm at Grim Schrett on Twitter and Instagram.
0:35.6	We'll put his name, a link to his name in the show notes for today,
0:39.1	has done an amazing robot grammar design,
0:41.3	and they are now available at the newly live shop.
0:44.8	what if podcast.com.
0:47.2	Fam, we sent one to Germany and New Zealand last week.
0:50.0	What in the goddamn fuck is going on?
0:51.7	You know what the amazing part is?
0:52.7	That t-shirt is dumb as hell.
0:54.4	Why are people in New Zealand buying it?
0:55.8	No, it's not dumb as hell.
0:56.9	It's amazing and super well done.
0:59.0	I mean, it's based off...
1:00.0	It's all three of those things, but yes.
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