Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you, people. How you doing?

Definitely today. I know. I'm excited political day. Thank you very much.

Please, there's so much to get through.

I know. I know. I know why you're excited today.

Oh boy. March came in like a lion and we're not with Trump on the lamb.

Wow. I know. That's the first in American history. You realize that? No American.

Former president, as ever.

And this is course for the payment to stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut.

And we could get bogged down in the legal details of this. Just suffice it to say,

if you don't know all about the details here, that Trump's lawyer went to jail for this.

I mean, that's like getting the clap in your doctor dies. I mean, that's...

So Trump will surrender next week in court in New York and they say,

you know, probably go right home. They say he's not a flight risk. Flight risk. He can't get up a ramp.

But yeah, he's gonna surrender on Tuesday. He'll be arrested. He will be fingerprinted.

And everybody at MSNBC is actually the same question.

Is it wrong to jerk off to a mug shot?

That's...

And...

I find it...

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