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Hey everyone, it's me Jordan, the host of the Horny Housewife Podcast

where we talk all things, sex, marriage, relationships, intimacy, shooting the shit, saying it like it is.

Kumbaya.

I hope everyone has a great start to their week.

I hope everyone had a bad-ass weekend.

I'm watching yellow jackets, holy shit balls, a-fucking-plus, 10 out of 10 recommend.

Those girls blow me away.

Also, we're going to be talking about sex experiments, some tools for lovers and all honesty.

We're really going back to the basics a wee bit in some regard and it will surprise you how much that helps.

I'm going to give some story times to go along with it or some personal experiences that I think you'll relate to

if you're in a committed relationship with the ups and the downs.

But first I wanted to tell everyone something I know you don't give a shit about.

I went and got my brows laminated, I feel like a better bitch.

And when I was there, when I was laying down, getting my service, probably was like 30 minutes.

I told a little story and she got a giggle out of it and I'm like, you know what?

Even when I made an episode about the man that I'm about to expose in my story,

I don't know what number the episode is, it's called the original fuckboy.

I named him Schmeven in the story time, but I left out such a funny story.

I recently made a real kind of mocking it, but one time I picked this fucker up in my convertible cream beetle.

And he got in and I noticed that he had really big hands, really big feet, really big everything.

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