Hello and welcome to something's Off with Andrew Heaton.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton, as far as you know.

And today we're going to talk about the transgender military ban.

I have brought on Krena Magyar. She is a stand-up comedian to join me and make sense of it.

But before we dive into any of that,

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collar and harasses them at their own personal residence. It's a somber day. It's the day of

your Aunt Agathus funeral.

In a few minutes, you and the other Paul Bearers, and one very confused ring-bearer,

will escort her earthly remains to the cemetery.

But for now, you're at the cathedral, and while it's odd to describe the funeral services

Posh This is definitely on the high society end of memorial services

That makes it not only a sad day, but a stressful one.

For starters, you are quite keen to marry a young woman

named Madeline Bassett whose stuffy judgmental parents

are seated in the front row.

You'd like to think that they wouldn't judge you at your own dear

Aunt Agatha's funeral service, but you know if you slip up and make a scene, they will.

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