EP 61: Culturally Lost
So What Now? with Carla and Dex
Idea to Launch Productions
4.7 • 596 Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2019
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
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SH*T YOU SHOULD KNOW
- High School Dress Code for Parents
- 2020 Census New Question
CULTURALLY LOST
- 5 Reasons Latinos are told they aren't Latino ENOUGH
- Carla tells story while in PR getting called a "nigger" by a white Latino
- Not being spanish enough and not being black enough.
- Figuring out where we belong Culturally
UNSOLICITED ADVICE
- Woman in early 30's wants a child and gay friend in 40's offered to give sperm and share a child, but she wants a traditional family.
SH*T TAAALK
- Credit Repair Scams
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to another episode of shit. |
| 0:06.3 | I'm 30 with me, your host, Carla Womeres. |
| 0:09.8 | And the exotic one, Tony the Realtor. |
| 0:13.3 | What flavor you want today? |
| 0:16.4 | He got all the flavors, baby. |
| 0:18.8 | Taste the rainbow. |
| 0:20.7 | You want to be Puerto Rican? I can be Puerto Rican. Try it. Try it. Give me the Puerto Rican accent. I just did when I said the home shit. Bitch, that's Mexican. Girl, I again. What's the difference? Y'all cousins. I keep trying to tell y'all that. We are. Y'all are. You know, my friend, my best friend, Jerome came and visited. I found out that he listens to the episode. What up, Jerome? He brought his friend, his coworker, didn't tell me that he was bringing him into the day of or the day before. It was like, oh yeah, my friend is coming to stay with you. |
| 0:54.2 | I'm like, stay with us. |
| 0:56.3 | I'm like, oh, so bitch, are you asking me or I guess I don't have a choice or whatever? So I thought the boy was gay to come and find out the boy was straight. So I thought he was going to stay in the bed with Jerome, but no, he ended up sleeping on my little blue couch. The same couch |
| 1:07.7 | They got my family |
| 1:08.3 | fucked up |
| 1:08.8 | For sleeping on my couch |
| 1:09.7 | But you know |
| 1:10.2 | I let him sleep |
| 1:11.3 | That house isn't look comfortable |
| 1:12.4 | It's not bitch |
| 1:13.4 | I felt bad for his ass |
| 1:14.5 | He was cruel couch the same couch they got my family fucked up for sleeping on my couch but you know i let him sleep that car's isn't look comfortable it's not bitch i felt bad for his ass he was curled all up on that and i was like if i would have known but don't you have oh the third bed yeah the third one doesn't have a bed and i was going to get it i said i could have bought your air mattress and gave you a little privacy because you know i couldn't have a piece nothing come over because he in living room and he's straight. So I ain't want him to hear weird sounds in the middle of the night, |
| 1:30.1 | bitch. I mean, bitch, you're going to stay my house for the free. You might hear a couple of, I thought about it. So the first night he stayed or whatever, the first morning, I was hungry, bitch, and I made some spaghetti, but I didn't want to eat spaghetti |
| 1:41.1 | that early. I was going to the gym. So, you know, I'm on this |
| 1:43.2 | whole avocado toast and shit. So I was |
| 1:45.5 | like, okay, bitch, I want to go fix me some |
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