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It's a new year, a new me, a new you, what's same old you?

Same talking old you, but new year baby.

So new you, for she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a horny dirty bitch.

And nobody can deny, for anyone that's new here, sometimes occasionally I break out into song.

I know it is totally atrocious and not very fun to listen to, but it's just a part of who I am.

I'm Jordan, I'm the host of the horny housewife, where we discuss all things sex and marriage.

And by all, I mean bugging all, okay? All of it.

Should I don't do, should I do, should I wish I did, should I'll never do.

Once a month I read Audi Aarodica, so you're gonna have to wait a little bit if you want to go back in the archive.

There's plenty of Audi Aarodica to get you all moist, warm, hard, what the fuck ever.

So how was everyone's holidays?

Because you know, when I did last week's episode, I was in the sunshine around my family, all the things.

So I was in the happy, I was in the happy spot, okay?

But the traveling, what it took to get there and what it took to get home was atrocious and difficult.

And I have a personal vendetta against Delta Airlines.

And I hate them, and I hate everyone that works for them.

Just getting not everyone. There's some beautiful people.

I'm sure that work there that have hearts of gold.

But for now, they owe me a lot of money and they broke my old microphone and they, you know,

can kiss my butthole.

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